Found one of those old label makers yesterday so I did this.
wow olay i had no idea how to fucking apply lotion until you started showing up on my dash every 2-4 minutes
'Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days'
I love this more than words could ever describe.
being a nanny for the kid of two doctors is great but also so weird b/c every time I’m sick I end up explaining to them all my symptoms and like no I am not mature enough to tell u about my “cycle” or whether or not I’m urinating normally and then chat casually in your kitchen omg
i was in a meeting secretly watching the bonnaroo lineup on my comp when jack was announced and i got up and screamed and excused myself to the corner and i still think i might be having a stroke
kinda want a cookie kinda wanna drop out of school kinda want a nap kinda want sex