(Source: classicrocklives)

Ah yes 20-something male ringing me up at Walgreens, please make more small talk about my Bonnaroo shirt while we both pretend I’m not buying Vaginal Yeast Infection cream

in related news I started birth control and apparently a side effect for the first few months is getting drunker significantly quicker so score 1 for team me

I can’t tweet anything inappropriate anymore cuz I’m tryna get hired for ver adult and professional summer internships so I’m gonna have to take my inappropriate things to share to here

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

"…The point of the wedding episode is that ‘love is the best thing we do.’ And if that’s the case, then there is no reason why Ted and Robin should live the rest of their lives not loving because they lost love once. They wouldn’t even have to love each other. But they do. And they have the chemistry, so all they need is the timing. And this is finally the right timing."

Matthew Reddin, a.k.a. my very best friend, on the ending of How I Met Your Mother

burekevan:

Morning Song

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

(Source: mikulios)

c-ornsilk:


Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s

THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN
LIKE SHIT
ARE YOU KIDDING

c-ornsilk:

Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s

THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN

LIKE SHIT

ARE YOU KIDDING

(Source: historiespast)

i think i just agreed to give the boi a haircut in exchange for sexual favors is this love or is this prostitution 

(Source: i-love-jack-white)

does anyone know anything about yaz cause i was just prescribed it for birth control but a quick google search has me terrified and i don’t wanna die 

i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 

(Source: vuls)